Advanced Procrastination

not gonna let the bitch bring me down!

De·crap·i·fi·ca·tion |dē-’krap-fə-’kā-shən| noun

The act of reducing the relative crappiness of a person, place, thing, or idea: Procrastination     kidnapped Elise and prevented her from the decrapification of her crappy crap-filled piece-of-crap applications.

–De·crap·i·fi·cate |dē-’krap-fə-,kāt| verb

–De·crap·i·fi·ca·tor |dē-’krap-fə-,kā-tər| noun

ORIGIN early 21st century: from French décaper

There are (on rare occasions) benefits to having a little sister.

1. Yale

2. Stanford (the Yale wannabe)

3. Columbia (the Stanford wannabe)

You’ll be the end of me one of these days!

hehe, sorry Jessica, stole your husband.  You can have him back on January 1, 2009.  Don’t worry, he’ll be there to give you your New Years kiss

Wanna bake cookies with me tomorrow? <3333333

must buses be so difficult to write about?

to have dinner with your parents’ “friends” with really weird Chinese accents who your parents secretly hate.